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Dickless Tracy: Case Files

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Welcome to the official Dickless Tracy archives — the smoke-filled vault of noir tales and racy satire from BONG TV ROCKS. Every case file opens a new chapter in the legend of Detective Tracy, the hardest-boiled gumshoe in a city that never sobers up.

🔎 Case Files

  • Case File No. 1: Murder on the Rocks
    Midnight in the Darkside Café. A stiff drink. A stiffer body.
  • Case File No. 2: The Big Stiff
    A rival detective with more ego than brains butts into Tracy’s case.
  • Case File No. 3: Velvet Fist
    A nightclub queen with a grip deadlier than silk.

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Dickless Tracy: Case Files is an original BONG TV ROCKS noir series.
Part pulp parody. Part heavy metal fever dream. 100% trouble.

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